Where is Vancouver's Worst Pizza?

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Recommendations are coming in thick and fast for pizzas in Vancouver from an open-all-hours East Side slice joint with a liquor license to carefully-made Neapolitan pizzas with organic toppings. But you are being too polite, Vancouver.
There are bad pizza joints out there and you need to spill the beans.
Where are Vancouver's WORST pizza places? Which are the slice shops to avoid (unless totally inebriated)? And what about your bad delivery guy experiences? 'Fess up, Vancouver. Tell us on our Open All Hours 100% confidential tipline or drop a note to vancouver@eater.com Eater does not judge.