What's that? Your grandfather's fifth cousin, twice-removed once went on a day trip to Dublin? Of COURSE that means you're totally Irish, so what better way to celebrate St Patrick's (never, ever St Patty's) than by stuffing yourself with the deliciousness that is Irish cuisine from corned beef and cabbage to Irish stew. Here - in no particular order - are the best places in town to eat and drink Irish-style with a couple of St Pat's drinks specials thrown in for good measure. Sláinte!